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24 October 2005

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BATANORY!

[Our reporter Eric has had some spare time this month, so has come up with this story - utilising the names of our club members!]

Arthur was driving Back  Orme from work in his Brown Austin after a Gooday at the office.  He was about to Turner corner when he saw a horse and a hen waiting to cross the busy road.  Arthur wasn't sure if the horse would try to cross, but he knew that the Henwood.  "Did you know that there is a zebra crossing further down the road?"  Arthur called out and the horse replied, looking as sick as a Barrett:  "I hope he's having better luck than we are!" Good Evans!  thought Arthur, a talking horse - how remarkable!

Arthur drove on smiling to himself and reflected on life's Upson downs and began to Revell  in the thought of having a nice cool Lager upon returning home.  He stopped at the supermarket in the High Street, where he bought a bottle of Robinson's barley water, a newsPiper , a Bone for the dog and a nice cornish pasty from the Pyman at the bakery counter.  After a quick visit to the Laverty, he left the supermarket.

As he walked back to his car, he admired his Elloy wheels sparkling in the evening sunshine.  Arthur loved his car and was considering taking it abroad for his holiday.  As Francis not too far away - just a Stone's throw across the channel, he thought that would be alTwite.  He could catch the earLee  ferry from Dover and take a look at the Clift's whilst he was waiting.  If his mate Davis available, he could come too.  Arthur was almost  Vansertima that Dave would like to come.  He decided to browse the travel Webbsite for any special offers that evening.

On his way home, Arthur had to stop at the Qureshi at a nearby church to collect his young daughter.  She was always so pleased to see him and he would watch her Skippings down the path towards him.  He bent down and gave her a Purkiss on the forehead.  She would be very tired after playing all day in the sandPitts and would probably fall asleep before they got home.  What a little Napper she was!  Sure enough, within minutes, there she was, Hudgelled up in the back of the car with her thumb in her Muth - fast asleep.  Ahhh!

As they continued their journey, Arthur recalled how his little girl loved bed-time stories about the desert and Arabian princesses.  She would dream of being able to ride across it just like Lawrence of Arabia.  Arthur had taken her to the zoo once, where she saw some camels.  He had asked the zookeeper, an Asian gentleman wearing a Turbin,  how you were supposed to climb aboard one.  "You have to get the camel to Crouchman" said the keeper.  "Then as he Neills down, you jump on"  Arthur was intrigued but satisfied with his answer.

He was finally nearing home when suddenly Arthur heard the Skeoch  of tyres and looked across the road to see a fire engine had stopped outside an old disused warehouse which was ablaze.  There were already some firemen tackling the fire and were trying to Dowsett with their hoses.  They had to be careful where they Trodd as there was quite a bit of debris around.  Arthur Smithed the air through his open car window, it was full of thick smoke.  He heard someone shout  "Where's John?"  followed by the reply  "Don't worry, Johnston top of the ladder trying to put the roof out"

Arthur eventually made it home and - yes, lived happily ever after!

The End

[Do tell Eric what you think .... before he writes another one!]